男人們制定的“婦女守則”(系列7) [ 2007-02-11 17:34 ]
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實(shí)性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下,希望你們也會(huì)喜歡。 |
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We guys always hear the
rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on
purpose. 我們男人總是聽(tīng)到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則,以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意!所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”,這是有意的。
#1 You have enough clothes. 第一條:你的衣服已經(jīng)夠多了。
#1 If you ask a question
you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to
hear. 第一條:如果你們問(wèn)了一個(gè)你們并不想得到答案的問(wèn)題,那就得準(zhǔn)備聽(tīng)到一個(gè)你們不想聽(tīng)到的回答。
#1 When we have to
go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 第一條
:當(dāng)我們必須得動(dòng)身去某處時(shí),你們穿什么都是絕對(duì)可以的。真的。
(源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語(yǔ)》 通訊員廈門(mén)大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津陳蓓)
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