Messy teenage boys' bedrooms... they're the stuff nightmares are made of.
十幾歲少年凌亂的臥室……里面的東西簡(jiǎn)直就是噩夢(mèng)。?

But a mother on the parenting website Mumsnet has now clarified just how gruesome it can get when clearly out the room of an adolescent, after discovering a Pringles tube full of urine.
但是一位母親在育兒網(wǎng)站Mumsnet中展示了一個(gè)青少年的房間到底可以有多么可怕：她發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)裝滿尿液的品客薯片盒。

The mum, who goes by the username 'myotherusernameisbetter' revealed she made the discovering while cleaning out her son's room this weekend.
一位用戶名為“myotherusernameisbette”的母親說(shuō)，她在周末清理兒子房間時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了這東西。

She wrote: 'Today [my second son] (13) was away for the day and I was waiting on hospital visiting time as my Mum is very unwell, I needed something to keep me occupied so I decided to do [his] room as a treat.
她在論壇上這樣寫道：“今天我的二兒子（13歲）白天不在家，并且那時(shí)我正在等候醫(yī)院的探望時(shí)間的到來(lái)，因?yàn)槲业哪赣H狀況很不好。我需要做點(diǎn)別的什么轉(zhuǎn)移一下注意力，所以我決定通過(guò)整理兒子的房間，來(lái)舒緩一下我忐忑不安的心情?！?/p>

'Apart from the dirty laundry I found: 2 empty juice bottles, 1 empty smoothie carton, 1 empty milk shake carton, 6 empty crisp packets, 3 apple cores, a pile of orange peel, a pile of sweet wrappers, some bits of popcorn, 2 plastic bowls, 2 plastic cups......and a Pringle tube full of urine.
“除了臟衣服以外我還發(fā)現(xiàn)了：兩個(gè)空的果汁瓶，一個(gè)空的冰沙盒，一個(gè)空的奶昔盒，六個(gè)空的薯片包裝袋，三個(gè)蘋果核，一堆橙子皮，一堆糖的包裝紙，一些爆米花，兩個(gè)塑料碗，兩個(gè)塑料杯……和一個(gè)裝滿尿的品客薯片盒?！?/p>

'We are going to have to have a talk when he gets home.
“等他回家后我們得好好談一談?！?/p>

The lid was on - I reached out to pick it up expecting it to be light.....it was heavy, and full of liquid - i opened and sniffed.
薯片盒的蓋子是蓋著的，我伸手去撿它，本以為很輕……結(jié)果它很沉，并且裝滿了液體，我打開(kāi)聞了一下。

'It's just as well he keeps his windows open and heating off.'?
“幸好他的窗戶是開(kāi)著的，暖氣是關(guān)著的?！?/p>

The revelation caused some shock to other users on the forum, with some saying that they would be serious consequences for such behaviour in their households.
這條帖子使得論壇上的一些用戶很震驚，有人表示如果這種行為發(fā)生在自己的家里，后果會(huì)很嚴(yán)重。

But other mothers, often of teenage boys, were sympathetic, with many sharing their own horror stories of items left to rot in their children's bedrooms.
但其他青少年的母親，卻很有共鳴。她們開(kāi)始吐槽自己的糟糕經(jīng)歷，關(guān)于她們?cè)诤⒆拥姆块g中發(fā)現(xiàn)的東西。

One user called?SoupDragonwrite: 'I did [my son's room] whilst he was away over half term.
名為 SoupDrag的用戶寫道：“在我兒子離開(kāi)了半個(gè)多學(xué)期后，我整理了他的房間?！?/p>

'I filled 4 kerbside recycling crates with paper, 2 with bottles and cans, 3/4 of the landfill bin and did approximately 47 billion loads of laundry which mostly consisted of odd socks.
“我用從他房間里整理出的紙塞滿了四個(gè)街邊的回收箱，兩個(gè)回收箱塞滿了瓶子和罐子，街邊四分之三的垃圾桶也被塞滿，大概洗了470億桶衣服，其中大部分都是些奇怪的襪子?！?/p>

'I was a little surprised not to find a dead rat.'
“我有點(diǎn)驚訝居然沒(méi)找到死老鼠?！?/p>

Another called?BellMcEnd said: 'I mucked out [my eight-year-old son's] bed today.
另一位名叫BellMcEnd的用戶說(shuō)道：“我今天了整理了我八歲兒子的床?！?/p>

'Under his pillow I found: 4 books, 52p, a medal from sports day, a weird piece of felt he'd been doing something with at school for art, a lego man and a lip salve.
“在他的枕頭下我發(fā)現(xiàn)了：四本書，52便士，一個(gè)運(yùn)動(dòng)會(huì)的獎(jiǎng)牌，一個(gè)他在學(xué)校做的古怪的藝術(shù)品毯子，一個(gè)樂(lè)高玩具人和一個(gè)潤(rùn)唇膏?！?/p>

'I only changed it ten days ago.'
“我十天前才整理過(guò)他的床?！?/p>

Faithope said: 'My [son] is 16 and a slob when it comes to his room.
Faithope說(shuō)：“我兒子今年16歲，說(shuō)到他房間的時(shí)候他就是一個(gè)邋遢鬼。”

'Dirty pants and clothes continue to lay on the floor- the pile of clean and ironed clothes are piling up as I just add to it.
“臟褲子和臟衣服一直扔在地板上，干凈熨過(guò)的那堆衣服就像我放過(guò)去的時(shí)候那樣一直在那擺著”?

'The fact that [my son] thinks he has run out of clean pants and has helped himself to his dad's so he has a pair to wear...if only he looked in that lovely pile of laundry on his bedroom floor, he would find the 20 pairs that are clean and ready to wear.
“事實(shí)上，當(dāng)我兒子認(rèn)為他已經(jīng)把干凈的褲子穿完時(shí)，他就會(huì)隨便找來(lái)一條他父親的褲子，這樣他就有褲子可以穿……但只要他看一下臥室地板上那堆可愛(ài)的衣服，他就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)在那里有二十條干凈的褲子可以穿?！?/p>

Vocabulary

gruesome：可怕的

muck out：打掃馬廄(或豬欄等)

disgruntled：不滿的

（翻譯：張琪BISTU 編輯：江?。?/p>